THANKSGIVING LIMITED EDITION | I'm Just Here for the Sides Tee - Dark - Original Hive 2025 T-Shirt
I'M JUST HERE FOR THE SIDES 🍽️ THANKSGIVING TRUTH
Let's be honest: The sides are the real stars. Turkey is just taking up plate space.
THE DESIGN:
FRONT:
- "I'M JUST HERE..."
- Beautiful illustrations of all the best sides: mashed potatoes, gravy, green bean casserole, stuffing, mac & cheese, cranberry sauce, rolls
- "FOR THE SIDES"
- Clean, sophisticated layout
BACK:
- "THE TURKEY CAN WAIT."
- "SORRY. NOT SORRY."
- NERD HIVE™ logo with gold bee
- Confident, unapologetic statement
SLEEVE:
- "ORIGINAL HIVE 2025" badge with honeycomb and gold bee
- Founding year collector's seal
- Premium authenticity marker
WHO IT'S FOR: Food lovers, side dish enthusiasts, Thanksgiving realists, mashed potato devotees, stuffing champions - anyone who knows the truth about Thanksgiving dinner. Whether you load up on carbs, skip the turkey entirely, or just come for grandma's casserole, this shirt celebrates the real MVPs of the holiday table.
PART OF THE THANKSGIVING LIMITED EDITION COLLECTION™
Seasonal. Collectible. Founding year exclusive. Available only for Thanksgiving 2025.
Double-sided design with ORIGINAL HIVE 2025 collector's badge on sleeve. Front celebrates the sides, back delivers the confident truth. This is a founding year piece - once 2025 ends, this exact design becomes a collector's item.
Premium quality. Founding year collector piece. Wearable food honesty.
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Wear your nerd. 🐝🍽️
This lightweight jersey tee quietly celebrates cozy kitchen moments and shared meals. Soft Airlume cotton feels breathable against the skin while a cluster of illustrated bowls and dishes sits gently at the chest — a warm nod to home cooking, potlucks, and family dinner nights. The retail fit keeps the silhouette neat and easy to layer under sweaters or over a long-sleeve for a relaxed, lived-in look. It wears like a familiar favorite: comfortable, unpretentious, and ready to be part of weekday routines and weekend gatherings.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for a soft, breathable feel
- Retail crew neckline and side seams for a structured, neat fit
- Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- DTF/DTG printed sleeve and neck label options for crisp, vibrant artwork; tear-away label to reduce irritation
- REACH certified; sourced from Honduras; Bella+Canvas ethical manufacturing and various fabric blends for heathered colors
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
With side seams
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment's shape longer and give it structural support
Ribbed knit collar with seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching
Sleeve Printing Techniques
Most providers fulfill their sleeve prints using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) method, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. TextilDruck and Fulfill Engine use Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing for their sleeves, providing vibrant colors and a smooth finish
Neck Label Printing Techniques
Most providers print their labels using Direct-to-Film (DTF) printing, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. Meanwhile, TextilDruck and Stoked on Printing use Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing for their labels, providing vibrant colors and a smooth finish
Age restrictions
For adults
Other compliance information
REACH Certified
Country of origin
Blank product sourced from Honduras
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: medium heat; Do not dryclean.
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